Three Big DON’Ts When Meeting An Escort

23.01.15

There are some things that are deal-breakers when it comes to client-escort interaction. If you’re going to show up late or extra early, demand to be seen that very moment and refuse to pay extra for the additional time you intend on receiving (whether before or after), you are going to annoy your escort to no end. If you show up unwashed and/or unkept, you’re either going to be asked to take a shower or leave immediately (depending on the grade of your condition). There are lots of things that could easily convince an escort to never accept an encounter with you ever again and maybe even put you on the client blacklist, making your seeking a professional companion almost impossible.

 

However, the really bad things aside, there are some escort pet peeves that won’t make a service provider blacklist you, but that will annoy him or her – not enough to give you up as a client, but just enough to make the encounter with you an unpleasant meeting. We’ve compiled a list of things that customers do that annoy escorts and we’d thought we’d share them with you. Here’s our list of three escort DON’Ts:

 

1. Don’t take erectile dysfunction pills. Just say no to Viagra. Many men with erectile dysfunctions feel less like men because of their physical issues, so when they’ve booked an escort, they’re very tempted to make the most out of it. However, taking pills such as Viagra will only end up annoying both of you. It will be harder for you to climax and it will require a lot more work on the escort’s part, making the physical interaction seem unnaturally long, tedious and frustrating.

 

2. Don’t watch the clock. Some clients, eager to make the most of every minute of an encounter, tend to focus too much on the clock. This habit can seem insulting to the escort since it leaves the impression that you’re afraid you’re going to be cheated on time-wise. Clock-watching will also stress you out, and you won’t enjoy your encounter as much as you could.

 

3. Don’t suggest other services at the last minute. You’ve booked your escort for a particular type of encounter, and you’ve prepared your donation fittingly, but it’s normal once you get there to realize you have other urges. However, that doesn’t mean toat you should suggest whatever crazy thing you’ve come up with when you’ve only settled on a typical Girlfriend Experience (GFE). You could ask nicely if she would be willing to do a little extra, but you should also offer to pay more than the asking rate for the particular service you’re interested in. Some services require preparation in advance, so you can’t expect to have all your fantasies fulfilled right when they come to you. And by asking for a particular activity, you’re putting your escort on the spot. If she refuses, it will leave you feeling as if you’re not getting what you’re paying for, and it will ruin the encounter for both of you.

 

These are three of the most common and most annoying habits escort clients have, but they’re not the only ones. Other things that get on professional companions’ nerves are haggling, clients with the flu and customers who leave a mess. Remember that you aren’t paying to be rude. You’re paying to have a nice time with someone else, and that includes creating a mutually pleasant situation. Being nice with an escort will get you everywhere!  

Leave a comment

Last week we introduced you to some, we hope, very interesting kinks that you might not have heard of before or already have but...

Apr 25, 2019

Do you have a thing for threesomes? You’re not the only ones. Lots of people love the idea of spending the night with two other p...

Mar 29, 2019

We’ve all heard about the fetishes that most men are into, fetishes like swinging or group sex, foot fetish, spanking, v...

Feb 17, 2016

Mark your calendars, guys, and get ready to party! March 14 is Steak and Blowjob Day, a celebration of men everywhere. This happy...

Mar 12, 2015