Sex injuries that can ruin great sex!

02.09.16

Nothing good is 100% safe, but we all like to indulge ourselves with some special treats. Who doesn’t like it a little rough from time to time, with some spanking, wild passion, crazy moves and positions fit for a porn movie?

But did you know that hot, steamy passion could be dangerous for your health and the heath of your date? We do and that’s why we are presenting you some of the most common sex injuries that you or your partner could experience at some point in bed… or on the floor, or the shower, or pressed against the living room wall, or…you get the picture!

 

Common sex injuries that could ruin your date:

1.      A nasty heart attack

First, and possibly the most dangerous one is the heart attack. It can happen to persons passed a certain age or to persons that are not very active, after a vigorous sexual activity. This is how you can spot the signs of a heart attack: chest pains that can last a few minutes; shortness of breath associated usually with the chest pain; heart palpitations; fatigue and nausea.

 

2.      The killer cunnilingus

Yes, you’ve heard it right, a badly performed cunnilingus could kill you! The explanation is simple: if the partner has no idea what he is doing down there he could unintentionally insert air in your vagina. The air that gets into the vagina and can’t get out it can enter the bloodstream, forming an air embolism that can cause a blockage in the vessels that lead to the brain or heart.

 

3.      The famous carpet burn

We know that variation is the mother of great sex, but choose carefully the places where you want to have sex, in order to avoid the nasty carpet burns caused by friction. You already have a carpet burn? Dealing with it is simple – wash the area with cool water, use an antibacterial soap, clean with antiseptic and apply some antibacterial cream before placing a bandage on top.

 

4.      A urinary tract infection

This is a pretty common problem that can be caused by sex, because of the bacteria from the genital area that enters the woman’s urethra or bladder. How can you know if you have a urinary tract infection? Well it is simple! You fell pain when you pee, you have low back pain and abdominal pain? If the answer is yes to all those three questions, then you should see a doctor to fix the problem.

So ladies, keep your genital area safe and happy by: peeing before and after sex in order to clear the urethra of bacteria, keep a good body hygiene and drink a lot of water to flush out the bacteria and dilute your urine.

 

5.      Vaginal cuts

Always use a good quality lube! This is the motto that each and every escort should follow because we all know that you can’t get always naturally wet for your client and sometimes you don’t even have the time for that, your date being all about your partner’s needs.

A vaginal cut or a tear of the tissue is not a serious health problem but it makes sex less pleasant and comfortable for you. So darlings, use water-base lubricants before the date starts. If you notice any kind of bleeding, then you should go see a doctor!

 

6.      Penis Fracture

The penis is not made out of bone, we know that, but it could still break! Why? Because of a sudden bent of the tip of the penis during sex. The penis hits really hard the woman’s external pelvic area and it breaks. It is actually a tear of a membrane that surrounds the penis, but when the accident happens it makes a cracking sound, followed by severe pain, swelling and bruising!

In worst cases, the penis fracture can lead to erectile dysfunctions and deformity.

 

7.      A condom stuck in the vagina

Yes, we all know that this kind of stuff can happen, but we must also learn how to react when it does. First, take deep breaths and don’t panic. Wait 15 minutes after sex, for the vagina to come to its normal size, take a deep breath, relax and with two fingers inserted into your vagina, try to grab it. You didn’t succeed? Then go see your doctor immediately.

 

8.      Messy sex with sperm in your eye!

Getting semen in your eyes is not a really pleasant experience because it could lead to soreness, redness and burning sensation. The symptoms fade away pretty fast, but there are cases when chlamydia or gonorrhoea gets transmitted this way.

 

So ladies, be amazing in bed but consider your partners limits when doing some wild, naughty things. Keep an eye on your heath and be careful not to end the date with some serious sex injuries! 

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