Do's and Don'ts When Booking an Escort - Part II

08.02.19

Last week we told you what to do to avoid landing on an escort’s blacklist. We mentioned paying the right sum, never staying longer than discussed, never asking for their real name, and so on. Today we’re back with part two of the escort etiquette you must always respect. Do that and you won’t spend the rest of your days playing with your right (or left) hand in front of a screen.

Pay attention to your hygiene

Imagine you’re on a date with a hot someone and they open their mouth to say something or to kiss you. Everything’s all dandy, but suddenly you’re hit hard by their bad breath. Feeling instantly turned off? It’s the same the other way around: your provider can’t wait to feel your mouth over them, but they suddenly get a whiff of your bad breath and stop.

Make sure you brush your teeth properly before an appointment, especially if you smoke a lot or you just ate some onion or other food like that. Invest in great dental care products and you’ll be fine.

Don’t forget to take a shower before you meet that girl or guy, comb your hair, and wear new clothes if you’ve just returned from work or the gym. Use high-quality perfumes, moisturizers and so on, too. No, you won’t be perceived as less masculine (if you’re a guy). Your shoes must also be impeccable, even if they’re sneakers. Look at yourself in a mirror: would you bang yourself? If the answer’s yes, you’re good to go.

Condom on!

Especially if your escort doesn’t like bareback. Don’t beg for sex without a condom if it’s not on the menu and don’t pull the rubber off when you think they’re not looking. You’ll land on the provider’s blacklist ASAP.

Don’t waste their time

Are you the type who writes emails with a ton of words that take ages to read and are generally meaningless? You’re a timewaster through and through. Keep it sweet and simple, like so: contact the provider, tell them what you’d like and, if they agree with that, confirm a date and a time, then pass their screening process, and get ready for the date.  

If the date was amazing, send them a text message or an email, and pay your compliments. Again, keep it to the point and don’t add hearts or too many emojis.

Don’t sit there like a mummy

Building a connection with your escort works like a charm. Avoid being too quiet and always tell that girl or man in front of you what you’re into. That way they’ll be able to give you a night to remember. If you don’t get turned because of your own fault, you’ll later feel like you wasted money for nothing. Plus, you won’t get another date with your provider.

Also, if you’re there just for the penetration part and no “tell me more about you” fun… you can just masturbate at home using a kinky magazine or watching an adult movie for free, right?

Don’t freak your date out

What does that even mean, you ask? Some people are naturally more anxious or shier than others. They have clammy hands and get cold sweats. Tell your escort about it before the actual booking. They will know how to approach the situation and make things comfortable.

Stick to instructions

Every male and female entertainer has a set of rules they want you to abide by. Be sure you know what they are. If you don’t understand them, tell your provider about it. They’ll be more than glad to explain everything through, especially if your native language isn’t the same as theirs.

What you see in adult movies doesn’t work in real life

Except for those cases when you specifically ask for something super kinky or the escort IS an adult movie expert, you won’t do with them what you see in X-rated movies. Respect your date’s boundaries and don’t expect more than what they offer.

If you ask nicely before booking a session, that provider might agree on doing rougher things with you. Never ever assume all of them do that. Unless, like we already said, specifically mentioned in their ads.

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