I recently moved to Chicago after finishing up my graduate school coursework in the arts at a nearby university where I also worked as a sexy teaching assistant. I thought I would go on to be a sexy professor, but I’m not pleased with the current academic job market, so lucky for you, I’ll be around at least until I figure out what I want to do next. ;) As a student of the arts, I revel in the pleasurable and enjoy sharing pleasure with others. I take pride in my ability to connect with people quickly and make them feel at ease. After just one hour, you will feel we’ve known each other for years. This skill stems from a sincere interest in you as well as my ability to converse on a wide range of topics due to my studies and my habit of reading the New York Times daily. I always love learning new things and especially love listening to you and learning from you. When we meet, you will find I have a sweet disposition that matches my body; I’m five feet tall, with large brown doe eyes and a radiant smile. I appear innocent at first, but spend any amount of time with me, and you will be pleased to learn it is merely a façade. My feet match my petite frame; I wear a size 3 (EUR 33) in women’s shoes. My measurements are: 32A-23-34. After meeting me you may feel compelled to take me as a date to a Broadway show, an opera, or on your next trip abroad, as my study of the arts has given me an air of sophistication. I am completely open to that, and I hope that you’ll take me. Also, if you are interested in meeting me but outside Chicago and its suburbs, send me an email expressing your interest and location, and I will keep that in mind when considering tour locations!