Vending Machines For Your Sex Needs!

Dear clients, ever been in a delicate situation where you had an appointment with a hot escort and you didn’t have a condom or her favorite sex toy at hand? We bet you have and we also bet you’ll love the idea that there are vending machines for your needs in the USA and Australia. No more embarrassing visits to your local bar to buy protection from their dirty restroom; no more rushed meetings with a seller in a sex shop to get what you’re looking for. Not to mention goodbye to the horror that is meeting your wife by accident while you’re busy buying some vibrators or condoms to use with an escort. Oh, and speaking of which: you’ll be able to buy some really great condoms in the future: they change color if the service provider you’re seeing is lying about not having an STD.

If you’re from Philadelphia or your favorite female companion is on tour there, be sure to go downtown and look for something called PinkBox. They’re a brand of vending machine that sells many different sex toys. They satisfy all tastes and they’re not at all expensive. We’re talking prices starting from $4 and going all the way to $99. Here’s a look at what you can choose from for this amount: vibrators made by popular Lelo, Kimono condoms, a large variety of dildos and the list is endless. Keep this in mind for your next booking with a hot lady escort and you’ll impress her enough to make her think of you as one of her favorite clients!

Is Australia your homeland and you plan on meeting a service provider there? Nothing better than to check out a very special library. This temple of knowledge for book lovers (and sex aficionados on the side) is in a county called Maribyrnong. The name of this spot is the Footscray Public Library. Apart from its very extensive collection of reading material (including erotica), they also have a generous number of condoms for each and every one of you. If the escort you’ll be meeting loves to read, buy her a book as present and get some condoms, too. Nothing hotter and more refined than enjoying one another’s company in the presence of great literary works.

How about that condom which glows in a different color when getting in touch with an STD-positive escort? It’s not available yet, but when it will be, we’re sure it’ll quickly become a smashing hit. The name of this new invention is S.T.EYE.

What do you think? Do you love the idea of buying intimate accessories from special selling places? Would you get a sex plaything or a condom from a vending machine?