Treat Yourself For Valentine’s Day, Gentlemen

Everywhere we look we see a bunch of articles discussing what to get your wife or your girlfriend for Valentine’s Day; what places she’d love to go to, what things she’d like to do and what she’d like to be told on such a special occasion. And the guys simply get left out most of the times. One or two wayward articles on how to please your gentleman might arise in magazines like Cosmo, but those are exceptions to the rule.

And what if you’re single? Are you expected to go on an uncomfortable date with some random girl you found acceptable on Tinder one night you were drunk? You’ll both probably be excessively passive-aggressive considering the occasion since the Internet hates single people on Valentine’s Day, so what are you to do?

Some sources will suggest you have a guy’s night out with your other single friends. Go bowling, watch a game, play some poker with your bros, but we’re here to suggest something a whole lot better. Gentlemen, how about you hire an escort for the night on February 14^th? You could just get one for a couple of hours, but, trust us, we’ve got something way better lined up, and even an entire night won’t be enough.  

Lots of guys, when searching for an escort, go for the sexy slut they’ve always dreamed of. You know the joke: Disney teaches girls to wait for a prince; porn teaches guys to wait for an insatiable whore. Neither are really pleased in the end. However, gentlemen, consider this – how about you spend your first Valentine’s Day exactly the way you want it? Have some beers with the lady you booked, watch a match or play a video game, have ridiculous amounts of sex and end the night with a nice massage. Doesn’t that sound amazing?

For one night, have the girlfriend you’ve always dreamed about, the girl who’s never stressed, who loves everything you love, who wants to leave you smiling at the end of the night. Get both the kinky sex you’ve always been curious to try and the girlfriend experience without any expectations of gift-giving on Valentine’s Day.

You might be wondering why we’re talking about V-day a month in advance. Well, many escorts get booked fast around this time, many of them having several encounters in the same night. It’s important you talk to the escort you want to book in advance so you know she’s free on February 14^th and plan everything in advance with her, so you know she’s comfortable with everything you want to do. Maybe even find a lady that enjoys playing video games or football or any other activity that comes to your mind, so you both have a fun experience. The night will be fantastic if you’re both having fun, and you’ll easily become one of her favourite clients this way. So, get booking, gentlemen!